Charlie is on a stupid mission of revenge against the pop star who stole his wife. Vincente is on the run, trying to get out of the country to escape a contract castration ordered by the man who caught him in bed with his wife. Charlie is probably the only person mad enough to give Vincente a lift to the remote Scottish airfield where he plans to fly to Spain. From now on, little is certain as these two lost souls get more lost on their journey to their own private wilderness.